yamino:

fromonesurvivortoanother:

inflateablefilth:

floorclaudiuscaroline:

sh4ne:

beyoffce:

imagine being able to say you were married by ke$ha

 i love kesha so much

how did she become an ordained minister

if i wanted to marry people, i’d become a sea captain

You can do it on the internet. And then you buy the certificate. Some places let you marry folk instantly, other places require you to present the certificate and get a further license so your weddings are legal.

Source: I got drunk once and became a minister online a few years ago.

i want Ke$ha to be my minister dasfd

I’m having trouble processing this information

OMG IF IT’S THAT EASY I KNOW EXACTLY WHO WILL BE MARRYING ANTHONY AND I!!!!

Y’know… When the time comes…