When this gets 100k notes I will scream
i wish i could write like this
Hey my poem
I made Bubblegum and Marceline jog to motivate myself. ;v;
& poor peppermint butler is always working. I know that feel, bro.
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.